For Whom The Roadkill Tenders
FOR WHOM THE ROADKILL TENDERSOn Truth Social, read, Lie Sociopath, Trump-a-Dump seeks to string-a-long me public just as smooth as any oligarch estimates the average IQ of the peasant population. Cards held tight to the chin, Trump must think himself devilish sly to be able to bray falsehoods at a 90% mark. One thing is certain, a new chapter is being typed out on how not to do it, the 'it' being anything you want to label it. This evening Dunce a Doon Trump ladles out another on Slop Social to windbag the living daylights out of a gaslit population. 'Now, we'll shoot from the hip, ladies and gentlemen; watch closely! ' And so the escalator of stupidity only goes in one direction. Maybe getting buzzed by a bullet really did tip him off his rocker. Anyways, the delights of destruction feed the Capitol Hill Crew, as long as it's one-way. 'Now in the center ring, ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the greatest debacle this side of the Pecos!' Bilge Water Hesgeth Hotwater is in hot water for hedging bets to cash in on the whole shebang, they say. Requested Blackwater to invest in lucrative deals and returns, knowing the war would start. Time for a White House prayer-a-long. In short, I've never been so shandoozled by watching the monkeys swing around in the Oval Office. 'Stoop lower, then stoop lower': Chapter 10 on how to bring down the DC glopper paroo. Pariah king and bankruptcies awarded; please see Miss Turnip for all inquiries in room 206 of the Canon building. And tune in today for Trump's family gathering, including his 3rd wife, the Epstein Queen, who was fished out of obscurity and looks like a million dollars.Now for the national anthem! Sing along with Ruby Rubio, who will tell you how the chicken crossed the road and the tenderness of meat from the roadkill.
FOR WHOM THE ROADKILL TENDERSOn Truth Social, read, Lie Sociopath, Trump-a-Dump seeks to string-a-long me public just as smooth as any oligarch estimates the average IQ of the peasant population. Cards held tight to the chin, Trump must think himself devilish sly to be able to bray falsehoods at a 90% mark. One thing is certain, a new chapter is being typed out on how not to do it, the 'it' being anything you want to label it. This evening Dunce a Doon Trump ladles out another on Slop Social to windbag the living daylights out of a gaslit population. 'Now, we'll shoot from the hip, ladies and gentlemen; watch closely! ' And so the escalator of stupidity only goes in one direction. Maybe getting buzzed by a bullet really did tip him off his rocker. Anyways, the delights of destruction feed the Capitol Hill Crew, as long as it's one-way. 'Now in the center ring, ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the greatest debacle this side of the Pecos!' Bilge Water Hesgeth Hotwater is in hot water for hedging bets to cash in on the whole shebang, they say. Requested Blackwater to invest in lucrative deals and returns, knowing the war would start. Time for a White House prayer-a-long. In short, I've never been so shandoozled by watching the monkeys swing around in the Oval Office. 'Stoop lower, then stoop lower': Chapter 10 on how to bring down the DC glopper paroo. Pariah king and bankruptcies awarded; please see Miss Turnip for all inquiries in room 206 of the Canon building. And tune in today for Trump's family gathering, including his 3rd wife, the Epstein Queen, who was fished out of obscurity and looks like a million dollars.Now for the national anthem! Sing along with Ruby Rubio, who will tell you how the chicken crossed the road and the tenderness of meat from the roadkill.